As an Englishman in San Francisco, I feel that it is important that I ensure that You "Ham Shanks" understand the lingo that is the joy of English cultural vernuclar. As a result I have decided to institute a word/phrase of the week (or month since I am a lazy bastich).

English Word/Phrase Of The Week:
Ponce. The literal translation for ponce is pimp since that's what ponce means. However, the word ponce has been co-opted to mean a number of things that are not good. Its hard to exactly explain the definition but examples of ponce may be:
Justin Timberlake. He is, in fact, a huge double ponce because not only is he a ponce but he was also poncy for dating Bratney (although if he really did get in her panties then that makes him less ponce but ponce none the less).
Any man who moisturizes his face regulary is definetly a ponce.